dear diary,
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
17yr:
cry baby, cry baby
how does it feel
as people rip your layers off
peel after peel
bare to the bone
cold as a stone
they open you up
then leave you alone
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
please,
refrain from making your sentences
look as though they’re poetry.
all they are
is illogically spaced sentences
that make you look
like a huge
wanker
I have the theme maker bookmarked but I’m on my phone sigh I’m changing my theme soon so I’ll make a post w the theme cuz I always get this ask
I forgot to tell you guys that I sent a semi nude and got a full nude in return and had no idea what to do I just wanted to be called pretty
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
